theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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sleiin:

when people are so goDDAMN CUTE AND SWEET yoU jUST

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laugh-addict:

You are like:

And they are like:

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sodamnrelatable:

 

“What is the capital of Peru?”

“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”

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